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I guess it’s time to admit it: I hate white people. You read me like a book, “forseerious”. A whitey-hating book.

http://www.yourmeatismine.com/

Some of these tattoos are CRAZY. I like the simpler ones, like this one, though.

This has got to be one of the more ridiculously obscure crushes I’ve ever had, and I really don’t care. I’d totally let him knock me up. Especially when he’s speaking Chinese. That’s sexy.

IF YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOUR TUMBLR OF PENISES TRY NOT TO UPDATE LIKE FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW WHENEVER I CHECK MY DASHBOARD

FUCK

Old school 24. How I miss it.

This is a test to see if my updates are going to Twitter. Testing, one, two, three…

I kinda suck at Photoshop these days… oh well

I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

Seriously, Texas

What the hell?